Investigative reporter?

Hi its me, Ellie,I'm still enjoying writing the school paper
but have been told it needs to be punched up a bit:(
so my new story FUNNY/EMBARRASSING MOMENTS.

Prissy:Ha Ha...MJ: I DO NOT HAVE A WEDGIE IN THAT PICTURE..Prissy:Oh you have one now?





Ruthie singing to her dog tacita (That's a candle)





Prissy buttering ford(How does that kid always find sharp objects?)





MJ:Oh yeah how about one of you, Ellie:You think you can find one?you forget where roommates.